Breaking News: Lakers Close To Hiring Mike Brown!

The LA Lakers are very close to hiring Mike "I'm A Huge Know-Nothing Loser & Lebron Banged Me" Brown as their next head coach! Woah! That's a long nickname!!! Why the fuck would the Lakers ever want to hire this fuckin prick!? Dollars to cocksuckin Munchkins, Brown has a vagina between his thighs, and it smells like baked haddock!!! What a typical disgusting display!!! I have a Long John Silver's in my fuckin pants, and girls like to use the drive-thru!!! Suck this!