K.J. Choi Wins TPC Sawgrass!

K.J. Choi became the fourth consecutive international player to win The Players yesterday when he defeated David "The Stiff" Toms in a one-hole playoff! Congratulations to Choi, who is about as consistent a golfer as there is on tour. The 41-year-old Korean deserves this $1.7 Million, and he plans on blowing it all at the nearest rub-and-tug spa! Atta boy, K.J.! Show those broads your chopstick, and call it a fuckin fairytale! Apparently Choi was flicking California rolls at all the females in the gallery, while pretending he was Mr. Miyagi in a porno movie! Who does this guy think he is?! Austin Fuckin Powers!?! My goodness gracious! I know I'm not a saint, but why flaunt your crotch out on the golf course?! I guess it's no coincidence Tiger and Choi are good friends! Congrats, K.J.! You were due!