Good morning on another Prick Cabin Sports Friday! Woah! We have plenty to discuss today, folks! The Run For The Roses is tomorrow at Churchill Downs, as Uncle Mo will look to dump on the rest of the ponies! Manny Pacquiao and "Sugar" Shane Mosley will get it on later Saturday night at the MGM Grand in beautiful Las Vegas! What else is on tap? How about the NBA Playoffs? How about Gary Williams retiring at Maryland?! How about Ron Artest being suspended tonight! How about the PGA Tour at Quail Hollow? How about I kick your fuckin asses, and call it a cocksuckin love story! Is that enough juice for the next few days!?! I'll stick the Tivo unit up my ass, and pretend I'm constipated! What the fuck do I care?! I'll go on Jeopardy, buzz Alex, say 'What is,' and then start wacking off on the fuckin dais! Wait until the audience gets a load of me! NO PUN INTENDED!!!! I'm the kind of guy who makes Dennis the Menace look like a fuckin saint! Perhaps, I'll be a contestant on Wheel of Fortune, so I can bang Vanna White on stage, while going bankrupt!!! How do you like that, Sajak! You sorry fuckin prick! I'm rowdy and ready to rock out with my cock out, on a gorgeous spring day in the Tri-State! Let's go, honey, if you don't want to fuck, then you can just sit on this hockey puck! TGIPCSF!!!!
