Horny Snack!

Aubrey O'Day is always up for a good time out in Las Vegas, where Prick Cabin likes to have memorable moments every March. I tell you one thing, folks, I asked a lady this weekend for a snatch sandwich, and she looked at me like I had five fuckin heads, until I asked her if what I said was inappropriate. What the fuck was the bitch expecting? Uncle PMAC is classless, and tasteless. I'm the same guy who likes to mop his beanbag in a bowl of steamed littlenecks with the garlic and white wine sauce! A nice little soaking never hurt anyone, right?!?! I'll dump a tray of fried calamari down my boardshorts, and ask, 'where's the fuckin octopus?'