Loser Du Jour!

What the hell was Charlie Villanueva thinking last night?!?! The enigmatic loser and his Detroit Pistons lost to the putrid Cleveland Cavaliers, 110-101, but it was Charlie who made an absolute fool of himself in front of his fellow players, and coaches alike. Villanueva and Cavs' power forward, Ryan Hollins, became entangled in a fourth-quarter skirmish, where Villanueva appeared to grab Hollins's prick, while fighting through a screen! Woah!!! Keep your hands to yourself, you fuckin freak! Who do you think you are, Charlie? John Amaechi!?! These two losers began to fight, but it was Villanueva who had to be restrained by practically everyone in the fuckin building! I'm not kidding, folks! The police had to stop Villanueva on a loading dock near the locker rooms, because the lunatic was still trying to get to the Cavaliers players! Take a fuckin chill pill, Charlie! Do us all a fuckin favor, and switch to decaf! Stop spiking your Gatorade with 5-Hour Energy, or else I'll report you to the fuckin league office! Both players were ejected, but the Loser Du Jour is hands fuckin down - Charlie "The Filthy Creep" Villanueva! Later, loser!!!