Fins' Brandon Marshall Recovering From Wife Stab Wound!

Well, folks, if you didn't hear about this over the weekend, then here you go - Miami Dolphins wide receiver, Brandon Marshall, was stabbed in the stomach by his wife, Michi Nogami Marshall, and rushed to the hospital. Incredible! What the fuck kind of name is Michi Nogami?!? Apparently these two lovebirds met while both were students at the University of Central Florida, and they finally tied the knot last July. My question is this, what the hell did Marshall do to piss this bitch off so much? This incident must fall into the You Can't Make This Shit Up category, as Michi was released from jail Saturday on $7,500 bail. I wonder if the happy couple was hunting for Easter eggs yesterday? Could you imagine? I bet they were hiding grenades instead! Pull the pin, honey! I'm sorry about yesterday!