Breaking News: Manny Ramirez Retires!

Tampa Bay Rays, Manny Ramirez, has informed MLB that he is RETIRING!!!! Sionara, Manny! Don't let the door hit you in the tush on the way out!!!! Apparently Manny failed another drug test in spring training, and he said fuck it when it came to being suspended for 100 games. The arrogance of this prick!!! Unbelievable, folks! No wonder why this jerkoff looked so lean prior to the start of the season! Manny Ramirez will never sniff Cooperstown, and the sad thing about that, is that he couldn't care less. So long, loser...