Chowder Du Jour!

Someone get that fuckin crockpot off the stove, before this Cabin goes up in flames!!! What the fuck is this? Amateur hour at Panera?!?! I'd like all you pricks to meet a friend of mine, her name is Doutzen Kroes, and she's a Victoria's Secret model. I wouldn't be surprised if she used her clit-juice as the stock for the broth of the chowder, but other than that, I simply want to play tonsil-hockey with her twat!!! Who knows? Perhaps she'll tongue my tablespoon until I paint the whole fuckin kitchen white!!! Seriously, folks? Who needs the fuckin fire department, when PMAC has an extinguisher in his underpants!!!??? Soups on!!!!