Big Bad Ben Is Getting Hitched!

Ready for this one, folks? If you haven't already heard, Big Ben Roethlisberger is getting married this July to a 26-year-old physician's assistant, whom he claims to have "met" in training camp back in 2005, and they've been "friends" ever since! Can you believe this shit? Does this girl have a brain, or is she about as smart as Ugly Fuckin Betty?!?! Where's Big Ben getting married? Shawshank or Alcatraz?!?! The only pricks crashing that wedding will be the fuckin police! Congratulations from Prick Cabin, Ben! I give it a week!