Rangers slugger Josh Hamilton will miss the next 6-8 weeks with a fractured right shoulder, and he isn't too happy about it, so he took the opportunity to throw his third-base coach under the bus!
"It was a stupid play," Hamilton said. "The whole time the ball was in the air, the coach was yelling, 'Go, there's no one at home,' and I was thinking, 'I don't want to do this, something is going to happen.' "But I listened to my coach," he said, referring to third-base coach Dave Anderson. "It was way too aggressive. Maybe if they had both been closer to me, but they had a perfect angle to cut me off, and the only way to avoid a tag in that situation is to go head first."
How do you like that, Dave?! Get a fuckin clue next time when it comes to forcing the issue with your star player in mid-April!!! The season is a marathon, not a fuckin sprint!!! If I were Hamilton, I'd get a six-pack of Four Loko, and I'd roll over to Anderson's house, so I could stick my fuckin elbow down his throat!!! Picture an interaction such as this: 'Hey, Josh, how's your arm?' 'I don't know, coach, like your fuckin face! It needs surgery!!!' Hamilton seems to be a very injury-prone player, and fortunately for the Yankees, he won't be belting balls on to the Grand Concourse all weekend long. Perhaps he'll take his act to the local jiggle-joint, Sin City, instead! I'll see you there after the game on Saturday, Josh! 5PM sharp!!!
