Live Masters Update!

Prick Cabin is coming to you live from Augusta National, where K.J. Choi has taken a one stroke lead over Rory McIlroy to sit atop the leaderboard at -8! Choi is banging birdie putts left and right, while mooning the patrons, and flicking off the cameras!!! What a maniac! Hey, K.J. - Happy Gilmore called, he wants his life back!!! Y.E. Yang is tied  for third place at -6, as he's eating lo mein on the fuckin course!!! Get a fuckin bib, you prick!!! McIlroy is set to tee off at 12:42PM today, while Tiger will get his second round started at 1:48PM. Look out for Freddy "Boom Boom" Couples, as the true professional is currently tied in sixth place at -4 thru ten holes of play. Stay tuned for my live updates throughout the afternoon, and stay horny as well, because you never know when you might get laid at lunchtime! I'll be serving up a nice sidedish known as the Creamed Fotch today! Get it while it's hot, folks!!! TGIPCSF!!!