Live Masters Update!

Prick Cabin is coming to you live from Augusta via the wifi connection at Butler Cabin, and Rory McIlroy continues to play top notch golf, as the youngster is atop the leaderboard at a crispy -10! Rory is horny! Plain and simple, folks, the kid loves to use vaseline when he pulls his prick!!! K.J. Choi remains in second place at -7, and Geoff Ogilvy has made a nice little surge here today to be tied in third with the Spaniard, Alvaro "The Most Interesting Prick In The World" Quiros at -6. Who the fuck is this guy?! Freddy "Boom Boom" Couples remains right in the thick of the hunt at -5, and he's banging every girl that looks at him! He doesn't give a shit if his old roommate, Jim Nantz, gets pissed at him! He doesn't care that he's plowing sluts on camera either! When Freddy hits the fuckin fairways, he likes to get his dick wet!!! It's not his fault he has a hazard in his pants! Rickie Fowler finds himself tied for 8th place at -4, Mickelson stands at -2, and Tiger Woods has dropped to 37th place at +1 for the tournament. Stay hot, Tiger! This prick hits as many putts, as Butler did shots the other night versus UConn!!! Seriously, Tiger, Shelvin Mack called, he wants his bricks back!!! What's for dinner tonight at Augusta?!?! How about some clams on the fuckin half-shell?! I want the whole fuckin clubhouse to wreak of snatch! Is this place a golf course or a fuckin fish market?!?!?! TGIPCSF!!!!