PMAC: "Hey, Andrew? Do you have a dick?"
Andrew Bynum: "No, PMAC. Go fish!"
Unbelievable, folks! Andrew Bynum is a major cog in the Los Angeles Lakers success, but last night he suffered a hyperextended right knee, while his team defeated the San Antonio Spurs, 102-93. Amazing! The guy shouldn't have even been in the game at this point of the season! Seriously, though? How fuckin fragile is this prick?! If Bynum had a pecker, then it would be about as sturdy as an icicle in seventy-degree weather!!! Hey, Andy? Haven't you ever heard that saying before? Guys who have glass pp's shouldn't throw stones!!!! Prick Cabin is a mild supporter of Lakers basketball, and if the critics don't believe losing Bynum for part of the playoffs is a serious problem, then they must have their heads so far up their fuckin asses they can taste Brylcreem! Good luck figuring out this one, Phil and Kobe! Perhaps you should have Lamar Odom get his wife Khloe Kardashian to come in and suck off the whole team, you know, help everyone relax! Better yet, let Bynum suck her off instead! Prick Cabin guarantees her cock is bigger than his anyway!!!! OUCH!
Andrew Bynum: "No, PMAC. Go fish!"
Unbelievable, folks! Andrew Bynum is a major cog in the Los Angeles Lakers success, but last night he suffered a hyperextended right knee, while his team defeated the San Antonio Spurs, 102-93. Amazing! The guy shouldn't have even been in the game at this point of the season! Seriously, though? How fuckin fragile is this prick?! If Bynum had a pecker, then it would be about as sturdy as an icicle in seventy-degree weather!!! Hey, Andy? Haven't you ever heard that saying before? Guys who have glass pp's shouldn't throw stones!!!! Prick Cabin is a mild supporter of Lakers basketball, and if the critics don't believe losing Bynum for part of the playoffs is a serious problem, then they must have their heads so far up their fuckin asses they can taste Brylcreem! Good luck figuring out this one, Phil and Kobe! Perhaps you should have Lamar Odom get his wife Khloe Kardashian to come in and suck off the whole team, you know, help everyone relax! Better yet, let Bynum suck her off instead! Prick Cabin guarantees her cock is bigger than his anyway!!!! OUCH!
