Miami Heat Pass On Eddy "The Fat Fuck" Curry!

Pat Riley and the Miami Heat considered adding Eddy "The Fat Fuck" Curry to their playoff roster, but the geniuses from South Beach finally came to their senses about the 350-pound mammoth cocksucker! Sorry, Eddy! Perhaps you should stop raiding every buffet table in Chicago, and hit the fuckin treadmill for once! I guess it's too bad the Heat passed on this loser, because he still can't pass on getting second and third helpings every time he puts his fuckin bib on! I know even the fat chick gets laid once in awhile, but geez, this prick doesn't even pass the salt! When Eddy Curry sits on a fuckin quarter, the eagle starts screaming! I think the guy on the couch has more energy than this loser!!! Eddy Curry is so fuckin fat his blood type is Ragu!!!! Enough is enough! Kick him off the tour, Stern!!!!