The NFL released the 2011 team schedules yesterday, but do any of us really even give a shit? I know I fuckin don't! I have bigger fish to fry, rather than getting a fuckin hard-on about a locked-out league giving out the dates and times for their imaginary games! I think I might be more interested in girl's fuckin softball, than this shit! Seriously, where's Jenny "Pinch My" Finch when you need her? PMAC woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning, and I have a feeling I'm not going to be so nice today. The bitch at the Dunkin Donuts window better be ready when I throw my change at her face, and rip up the receipt into a billion fuckin pieces, while pulling my prick all at the same time! What the fuck do I care?!?! I'm not the only guy who's fucked a Wake-Up Wrap! Here are some notable games that will most likely NOT be played:
The NFL will pretend to kick off the season on Thursday night 9/8, when the defending Super Bowl champion, Green Bay Packers, will host the New Orleans Saints at Lambeau Field.
Week 5 - New York Jets @ New England Patriots
Week 11 - Philadelphia Eagles @ New York Giants
Week 16 - Chicago Bears @ Green Bay Packers
