Celtics Clip Knicks To Take Game 1!

The New York Knicks had a chance to steal Game 1 in Boston, but it was Ray Allen who stepped up in crunchtime, and sent the Knickerbockers home with some seriously limp fuckin pricks, while taking the game from New York instead! The future 1st-ballot hall-of-famer drilled a trifecta with 11.1 seconds left, to put the Celtics up by two, and Carmelo Anthony had no answer for such clutch heroics. The man they call "Melo" played like an extreme loser yesterday, as he picked up two quick fouls in the first quarter, and capped the night off by shooting 1-11 from the field in a brutal second half. I guess this loser performance explains why Delonte West was fingerbanging Lala Vasquez on the court after the game! What a prick!!! Apparently Marv Albert took notice, and had this to say, "Look, Steve! Delonte is making Lala's snatch squirt! YES!!!!!!" The Knicks definitely let a great opportunity pass them by, and will have no choice but to look to rebound tomorrow night in Game 2.