Breaking News: Deron Williams Done For Season!

New Jersey Nets point guard, Deron Williams, will undergo season-ending wrist surgery today, and will be out for the remainder of another garbage season for the losers from Newark! Needless to say, Deron Williams much rather be playing in Alaska or the WNBA, than for these cocksucking jerkoffs, who call themselves the Nets! I rather fuck a twat made out of LEGO's for the rest of my life, than play for these losers! Williams couldn't look more miserable in that disgusting uniform, and now he's even more bitter because of the big news! Kim "Lick My Plush Posterior" Kardashian is moving to North Jersey, so she can bang Kris Humphries even more than she already does now!!! Rumor has it that Deron wishes he had that fat fanny all to himself, but he'll have to get used to wacking off with his left hand instead!!! That's the way the cookie crumbles, you prick! The Knicks will look to sweep the season series from the Nets tonight at 7PM eastern.