Loser Du Jour!

Mr. Ineffective aka New York Yankees setup man, Rafael Soriano, is the Loser Du Fuckin Century!!! I said it once, I said it twice, and I'll say it again, this fuckin cocksucker is worthless!!! You heard it here back in January, that this piece-of-shit loser would fail miserably in the Bronx, and so far he's done just that. Soriano entered last night's game against the Chicago White Sox in his eighth-inning role, and proceeded to give up a go-ahead 2-run blast to 35-year-old, Paul Konerko, giving the White Sox a 3-2 victory. Fucking batting practice!!! $35 million over three years!!! A 7.84 ERA!!! For what?! Thank God this disgusting fuckin creep has opt-out clauses after years one and two, or else I'd stick my cock in the exhaust pipe of my Mazda Miata, and call it a fuckin life!!! When I tell you this guy looks and pitches like what I left in the potty this morning, I'm not fuckin kidding! Rafael Soriano sucks more fuckin dick than Audrey Bitoni and Diamond Kitty combined!!! Run this cocksuckin cunt out of town, Yankees fans!!! There isn't a Rosetta Stone in the entire fuckin universe that could cure this jerkoff's body language!!! Seriously, when you go to Soriano's house, don't be surprised to see a sticker on his door reading FAGAT RATED!!!! Fuckin cocksuckin loser! What California Closet did this fuckin prick crawl out from?!