UConn Captures 3rd National Title Over Brutal Bulldogs!

Michael Vick wanted nothing to do with this lousy fuckin dogfight, folks!!! Wow! Jim Calhoun won his third National Title last night, as the UConn Huskies defeated the Butler Bulldogs 53-41, in quite possibly the ugliest, and most unwatchable National Title game in NCAA Men's Basketball history. Butler shot an absolutely unfathomable 18% from the field for the entire game!!! You read it right, folks, 18%!!! Stevie Fuckin Wonder can shoot 18 fuckin percent! Frankenstein can score more than those fuckin losers!Seriously, just take a look at the piggie all the way on the left watching last night at Hinkle Fieldhouse! Even she's better looking than the fuckin Bulldog offense! Hey, Butler! Habitat For Humanity called, they want their fuckin bricklayers back!!! Oh my goodness gracious! How in the hell was Butler winning this game at the half when they shot 22%?!?! The Bulldogs easily set the record for the worst offensive performance in NCAA Championship history, folks!!! I know one fuckin thing, it's hard to cover 3.5 points when you go 12/64 from the field!!!! Don't be shocked when the Lady Irish from Notre Dame and the Lady Aggies from Texas A & M outscore the men tonight!!! This was surreal to watch a team play this badly, but at the same time I guess you must give credit to UConn for playing better than their opponent did. Like I said before, you heard it here first at Prick Cabin back on March 10th, when PMAC proclaimed UConn was going all the way!!!! Similar to this year's Green Bay Packers, the Huskies simply had that look, and that's all I needed to see in order to make such a bold prediction. The UConn Huskies are National Champions...