Loser Du Jour!

The Loser Du Jour came down to a couple contestants this morning, but I must bestow this award upon the biggest loser in Europe right now, Sergio "I'll Drop The Trophy On The Street" Ramos! What the fuck are you doing, pal?!?! Haven't you ever been on top of a doubledecker bus before?! This fuckin loser is dancing around, drops the Copa Del Rey trophy on to the street, and it gets run over by the fuckin bus!!!! DESTROYED! Real Madrid just got finished defeating archrival Barcelona in the Spanish League Final at Valencia, and what does Ramos do? He drops the 33-pound trophy from the top of the team bus, when Real Madrid has waited eighteen years to win the fuckin thing!!! Give me a fuckin break, Sergio! No yelling on the fuckin bus, you loser!!!! Imagine if this fuckin guy was the captain of the Andrea Gale?!? He'd be wacking off in the fuckin crow's nest, shouting profanities!!! Madrid! They're always from Madrid!!!