Lakers Bounce Back!

The Los Angeles Lakers battled back last night after dropping Game 1, to defeat the New Orleans Hornets, 87-78, while tieing the series up at one game apiece. Pau Gasol was still a no-show, but Andrew Bynum and Lamar "The Ugly Kardashian Is My Wife" Odom picked up the slack to avoid a perilous two-game hole. This was a pretty sloppy game all around, and I'm not talking about Khloe's snatch either! I don't know how the Lakers are winning with such little production from Gasol, so I'd be surprised if they continued to get by without him producing a lot more out there on the floor. The guy went 2 for fuckin 10 last night, for 8 points and 5 rebounds!?!?! Who the fuck does he think he is? Roger Fuckin Rabbit?!?! Clarence Weatherspoon!?!? Get your head out of your hairy tush, Pau! This is the fuckin playoffs for Christ sakes! When is Kobe going to say enough is enough, and just bang this loser's wife?! Perhaps that will light a fire under his ass! Where's Jason Richardson when you need him?! He'll get the bitch pregnant! Prick Cabin or Planned Parenthood, folks?!?! You do the math!!!