"It's up to me to get myself going, be more aggressive, get myself into rhythm." 
No shit, Pau! Stop sticking tapas up your ass, and get your fuckin head in the game! The shitty Spaniard shot 2 for 9 yesterday, in a 109-100 Game 1 loss to the New Orleans Hornets, as he poured in 8 lousy points, while grabbing 6 measly defensive rebounds. Perhaps Pau should drown himself in some virgin sangria, and call it a fuckin career, because I'm tired of this fuckin overrated prick!!! If I wanted some jackass pussyfooting around out there, then I'd sign Juan Fuckin Valdez to a 10-day contract, and let him go nuts! What the fuck was that yesterday!?! Pau played about as soft as my prick after a Sunday hat trick at the Cabin!!!
