Shaka You, N.C. State!

I might as well call myself PUKEMAC if I left my good gig at VCU, to leave for those underachieving losers at N.C. State! Well, folks, that is exactly what Shaka Smart thought as well, as the 34-year-old coach turned down the Wolfpack today, and elected to remain at VCU, where he led the school to their first ever Final Four this year. As a matter of fact, VCU has given Shaka a 10-year extension, while his team became only the third #11-seed of all time to ever reach the national semifinals. I support Shaka's smart decision, because why would he leave his situation in Richmond, unless it's for one of his absolute dream jobs? You show me a guy who leaves his job at Barnes & Nobles for Borders, and I'll show you a complete fuckin asshole! On a side note, Prick Cabin will be donating 1,000 magnum condoms for every three-pointer the Rams make next season!!!