Clean This Mess Up!

Hey! I said clean this mess up! I'm trying to watch The Masters, and this broad refuses to stop acting out! The drama is building at Augusta National, as Jim Nantz continues to jizz in those snow-white bunkers!!! Atta girl, Jim! Like the pimp says to his hoes, 'Keep 'em coming!' Tiger Woods sits atop the leaderboard along with four others at -10, including Jason "Make My Fuckin" Day, and Angel Cabrera. Rory McIlroy has slipped to -8, but his day is far from over! Stay tuned to Prick Cabin for a 2011 Masters recap! I got your green jacket right here, you pricks!