Prick Cabin Sports Friday!

Good morning on another Prick Cabin Sports Friday!!! I'm coming to you live from the Cabin kitchen where I'm whipping up a nice breakfast to start my motherfuckin morning! Who's hungry!?! Who's horny?!? A major sports weekend abounds, as the Chicago Bulls and Miami Heat are eyeing sweeps of their respective first-round series, and the New York Knicks will host their first playoff game at Madison Square Garden in seven long years, when they take on the Celtics tonight in Game 3. Prick Cabin will be live from the Garden for this matchup, and I plan on banging every fuckin girl I see! Outta sight, outta prick! PMAC will be throwing an Easter Egg Hunt at the Cabin this weekend, and you must be this fuckin horny to enter! Come on pricks! Start fuckin searching!!! I'm the kind of guy who hides eggs in his fuckin porno drawer! 'Look here, little Johnnie! I promise you won't be disappointed!!!' I like to hide little nuggets of grass, dirty dice, condoms, Tylenol PMs, and XXX pogs in my eggs! 'What did you get, Sarah?!' 'A magnum Trojan?! What's this uncle PMAC?' 'Shut your mouth, and be happy with it, bitch!' 'I'm tired of you pricks turning this place upside down all day! If you cocksuckin Creepy Crawlers don't get the fuck out of my Cabin, then I'm going to snap your little peckers off, and scribble-scrabble on your bald vaginas! I'm tired of this shit! I'm not a fuckin chaperone! I'm a cocksman! Stay tuned to Prick Cabin all day long for Ryan Braun's fat new contract, Morning Tush, Friday Treats, NBA Playoffs previews, and much much more! TGIPCSF!!! Prick Fuckin Cabin! I'm not just the author, I'm also a client!!!!