Cabin Cookbook!

Good evening from Prick Cabin, where Uncle PMAC would like to introduce a new segment to this joke of a blog, where I spew so much trash, even Oscar is blushing! I like to consider myself a poor-man's Mario "I'll Baste Your Breasts" Batali, and nothing makes me more happy than sweating my beanbag off over a hot fuckin stove! Just ask that cocksucker Emiril! I wiped the fuckin Cabin floor with that prick, and stuffed him in the chimney! Call that slut Mary "Cocksuckin" Poppins for help! She's always up for a booty call! Anyways, folks, tonight I broiled some lambchops, but first I seasoned them up with the following friends:

Thyme, Rosemary, A Dash Of Onion Powder, Fresh Black Pepper, Salt, & Garlic Pepper W/A Few Pads Of Butter In Between The Loins If You Know What I Mean!!! DELICIOUS! I promise you won't be disappointed, and when you're done, wack off with the oven mitts on! You can't lose!!! Prick Cabin Kitchen, where dreams become reality!!!