Lucky Lunchbox!

Good afternoon to the absolutely stunning Laura Leigh!!! I don't know about you guys, but similar to Leon Phelps, I'm in the mood for a fresh fish sandwich! Fuck the marble rye, gimme this one on the clit-ciabatta instead! I've never been so horny on a rainy Tuesday in April! Hey, Laura, how about you suck on this Italian combo that I have in my pants, while I put my feet up and read Golf Digest?! It's The Masters preview issue, and I want to practice my putting on your tight little tush! Seriously, are those pubes around your snatch or blooming azaleas! I'd like to graffiti a picture of your twat right on Hogan Fuckin Bridge!!! How do you like that, Jim Nantz!!! Fuck milk! Pussy for lunch does a body good!!! You pricks do the math! Would you rather have vitamin D on your mustache, or snatch-squirt!!! Bingo fuckin bango! I'll fuck the puppets from Fandango!!! Lucky Fuckin Lunchbox!!!