Defending Champion Blackhawks Looking To Stay Alive!

The defending Stanley Cup champion, Chicago Blackhawks, will look to stay alive tonight on Madison Avenue, as they will be doing everything in their power to get in the win column, and force a Game 5 in Vancouver on Thursday night. The cocksuckin' Canucks are leading the series 3-0, but Joel Quenneville will be looking to Mr. T for some muscle in order to get that first win of the series for Chicago. I'm not a fuckin NHL expert, folks, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night, and I'm proud to say I fucked the girl at the front desk, right after I banged the maid, so I truly believe I know what I'm talking about!!! The Blackhawks have dropped three close games in this matchup, and they don't plan on getting swept on their home ice! As a matter of fuckin fact, I promise all of you that I'll participate in next year's Iditarod, while wearing nothing but my fuckin birthday suit from JoS. A. BANK, if the 'Hawks get thrown under the zamboni tonight! Lock it the fuck up, Chicago fans! Prick Cabin predicts the Blackhawks bounce back, and you can take that to the fuckin piggy bank! Book it!!!