Chicago Bulls Advance - Pound Pacers!

The Chicago Bulls finished off the Indiana Pacers last night in dominant fashion, 116-89. The #1 seed in the Eastern Conference will now await the winner of the Hawks-Magic series, where Atlanta has a slim 3-2 edge, as they were blown out last night in Game 5 down in Orlando. The Pacers showed some fight, but Derrick Rose was simply too much for the losers from Indiana to handle, as the dynamic point guard, and MVP favorite, once again led all players in scoring with 25 points. Following the brief postgame press conferences, the Bulls decided to hit the town for some hardcore partying! Apparently Kyle Korver and Joakim "I Look Like Spanish From Old School" Noah were buying buckets upon buckets of Smirnoff Ice at the Cedar Hotel, as North State Street turned into a scene out of Ferris Fuckin Bueller's Day Off!!! Tom Thibodeau was spotted doing the Macarena, while Luol Deng was creeping out every guy at the bar! Woah!!! Who let these guys out of their cages?!? Maniac Magee called - he wants his friends back!!!