Tampa Bay's Aqib Talib Accused In Shooting!

You can't make it up, folks! These pricks just never seem to learn!!! Tampa Bay Buccaneer's cornerback, Aqib Talib, has been accused of shooting his sister's boyfriend in a suburb outside of Dallas, Texas. The hilarious part of this story is that his mother helped him!!! Unbelievable! There were plenty of concerns about Talib's character when he was coming out of the University of Kansas in 2008, and I guess now we know why. Perhaps Aqib and Dez Bryant should be roomates together? They can live in a little place I like to call Riker's Island, and call it a fuckin love story! The police say Talib is set to turn himself in later on this week, so that begs me to ask this - what's he doing in the meantime? Is that how it works? You're about to arrest a guy for shooting at someone, but you let him just hang out for a few more days? I wonder what this genius is doing today? Shopping? Strip club? Library? Bed Bath & Beyond with a quick stop at Home Depot? If I was at the register, I'd refuse to sell him his fuckin bath towels! What are you gonna do, jerkoff? Shoot me?!?! Throw this prick in the fuckin bathroom! Enough already!!!