College Hoops Creep Of The Week!

Woahhhh! Are those cobwebs on your twat, or are you just happy to see me?!?! Who does this creep think she is? I'm surprised BYU let's their "cheerleaders" (and I use that term loosely, which is ironic seeing as they are so tight) even wear skirts! Put a skort on, bitch! Your legs and armpits are hairier than mine! Sionara to your boy Jimmer Fredette last night, as the Cougars couldn't overtake the Gators in overtime, and now find themselves jerking off to Victoria's Secret catalogs instead! What does this gal masturbate with? Floss? A toothpick? Honestly, I'm not sure if she can even get a penny up her snatch! That's right, folks, this fuckin creepface has a tuna tighter than the Chicken of the Sea! Excuse me, bitch?! Are you flicking me off? What is that? Your IQ or the number of guys you'll never bang! SIT!