Breaking News: NFL Extends CBA Deadline 24 Hours!

What the fuck is this, Goodell? Jack Fuckin Bauer to the rescue!?! Enough is enough! Get these motherfuckin termites, out of my motherfuckin Cabin! The NFL and Players Union have agreed to extend the CBA deadline for 24 more hours, as they hope to reach an agreement everyone is content with. I'm here to share the news, folks, but you don't have to believe me. What the fuck do I know, right? I'm just the kind of guy who likes to walk around with a popsicle in my pocket, while sticking my pinky through my pants zipper just to draw a few fuckin giggles!! The Cabin will be on fire tonight, because I plan on jamming my johnson in some jumpin' jambafuckinlaya!!!!!!!!!!!! Jambalaya, Jambalaya, prick on fire!!! I got your jumbo prawn right here, bitch!!!! Sit on it, Roger Goodell! Go call DeMaurice Smith, so you two can go play grab-ass in fuckin traffic! Green fuckin light, you cocksuckers!!!!!!!!!!! Hereeeeeeeeee's PMAC!!!!