NFL CBA Deadline Day!

Well here we are, folks. We've finally arrived at this dreaded date of March 3rd, 2011, and the NFL CBA is set to expire at midnight. Apparently it's looking less and less likely that the two sides will reach an agreement, and this has me rather upset. Could you imagine no football next September? Could you imagine playing Fantasy Hockey instead? I know I sure can't. Prick Cabin with no NFL is like Bree Olson without her fuckin snatch! Useless!!! I don't know what the fuck is the fuckin problem! Here's my take, I'm completely against an 18-game season, but I'm in favor of a rookie wage scale. Pricks like Alex Smith and Matthew Stafford can't be making more money than Tom Brady and Peyton Manning! Stop the fuckin insanity!!! These fucks haven't even taken a snap in the NFL yet, and they are getting paid more than an All-Pro!?! Gimme a fuckin break! Let's all agree on a reasonable solution, and keep this good thing going! How much money do these cocksuckin owners want? I'm going to be honest, folks, the 2011 NFL season has as good of a chance at starting on time, as Two & Half Men does at making a comeback on CBS!!! In other words, turn out the lights, because this fuckin party is over!!!!! I'm telling you right now, if there's no NFL next year, then I'll never have another wet dream for the rest of my fuckin life!!! Seriously, how many more Tobey Maguire movies can a guy watch? How many more Affliction t-shirts does Roger Goodell need!?!?!