Say What?

"We win together, we lose together. Outside, the Miami Heat are exactly what everyone wanted, losing games. The world is better now since the Heat is losing." - Dwyane Wade*

These guys can't be serious, can they? Did the Heat not ask for the pressure when they were dancing around the stage over the summer down in South Beach? Gimme a fuckin break, losers! Who the fuck did you think would ever appreciate those type of antics? These pricks were all smiles over the summer! Jumping at any chance to sit down with Rachel Nichols, so they could tell her how many championships they planned on winning! You simply can't make this shit up, folks. Imagine these guys trying to get the media and general public to feel sorry for them!?! Seriously, that's like telling Violet Palmer to wear a fuckin sports bra! NOT HAPPENING!!! I hope these losers enjoyed their postgame buffet at Golden Corral, and I really hope they had the mashed potatoes, because I stirred them with my prick during the fourth fuckin quarter! What the fuck do I know, right? My junk extends like a fuckin Sunsetter awning! Amazing, huh? Some stadiums have retractable roofs, and I have a retractable dick! Perhaps the Heat skipped practice on Saturday, to go see Rango!?! How else could this fuckin flick rake in $38 million at the box office this past weekend?!?! There's no crying in basketball!!!!