Loser Du Jour!

The rest of the entire NBA must be laughing their fuckin fannies off at the disgrace known as the New York Knicks. The Knickerbockers continue to disappoint, and they persist to suck more fuckin dick than Carmella Fuckin Bing! Seriously? Is this team brutal or what?! The losers from 34th & 7th lost their fourth game in a row last night, 111-99, to the Orlando Magic. The Knicks, folks, are utterly unfuckinwatchable. I don't know how many more ways I can slice it for you. I'm not kidding when I tell you that I rather fuck a canister of Ovaltine, than waste any more time on these underachieving cocksuckin losers!!! Mike D'Antoni? He can go play laser-tag with Geno Auriemma, and Bruce Pearl, while Pat Summit bangs all fuckin three of them up the tush! What a typical disgusting display!!! Someone grab me the fuckin TV Guide, so I can avoid these losers at all costs! Gimme fuckin Ferngully, I don't give a shit! I will guarantee you all, that this team will blow it's 4-game cushion to the Pacers, and they'll find themselves out of the Eastern Conference Playoffs. You can lock it the fuck up!!! The Knicks will NOT win another game the rest of the season! I had more fun watching Zeke's fuckin collection of misfits, than these gutless jerkoffs! Only the Knicks can make Jameer Nelson look like the best point guard in the fuckin universe! Seriously, Nelson makes Allen Iverson in his prime look like Chris Fuckin Duhon!!! Enough is enough! I'm fuckin grounded at Prick Cabin, and the Knicks are the Loser Du Decade!!!