Dez Bryant Kicked Out Of Shopping Mall!

Pull up your Paco's, Dez, or else I'll call Paul Blart to kick your fuckin ass! Dez Bryant and a few of his pals were kicked out of an upscale Dallas shopping mall on Saturday for acting like a bunch of pricks! Apparently security asked Bryant and his friends to pull their pants up, because their underwear was showing, but the jerkoffs refused to listen! How do you like that, folks!? Who do these guys think they are? Kriss Kross? I'm not going to lie, I like to wear my pants around my ankles all day long! I couldn't care less if my junk is exposed! As a matter of fact, I'm the kind of guy who walks around the mall in my fuckin birthday suit! What do you pricks expect? If I ever have kids, I'll never take them to fuckin Disney World! I'll take those geniuses to the fuckin Jersey Shore during the winter time instead! Minnie Mouse can suck my fuckin sausage, and call it a love story! Enough is enough, Dez!!!