Loser Du Jour!

No banging allowed, Brandon Davies!!! Get a fuckin Brazzers account, or make sure your tubby fuckin tootsie keeps her mouth shut! BYU's leading rebounder has been kicked off the team for violating the university's honor code! Is this guy serious? Who fuckin told on this prick?!? No sex allowed at BYU, yet HBO jams Big Love down your fuckin throats every Sunday night?!?! Did the RA hear this pig moaning or something? Perhaps this award should go to the school as whole? No tea, no coffee, no sex, no booze, no swearing, no fun, and no laughing on the fuckin bus!!!!!!!!! Christ! You might as well apply to fuckin Alcatraz or Shawshank! Davies had started 26 out of 29 games, while leading the team in rebounding at 6.2 per game, and was scoring at an 11.1 clip. I tell you what, folks, this is a bigger loss than you think, as BYU was blown out last night by New Mexico at home, 82-64. Shame on this fuckin loser for not plowing this broad in his car, or in a bathroom at a local restaurant! Unfuckinbelievable! Get a clue, loser!