Tiger's New Meat!

Meet Tiger Woods new gal pal, Alyse Lahti Johnston! How about that DUI mugshot? Fright Night called, they want their entertainment back!!! Now I'm no John Stamos, but this broad is repulsive! Alyse is only 22, and Tiger likes to lick her paws before he goes to sleep at night! Who threw the fuckin brick at this girl's face? Jim Nantz?!?! I'm not kidding, folks, this bitch looks like the gimme-putt I blew in the back of my underpants - disgusting!!!