The busty bombshell recently disclosed this information to Self magazine. Ouch! How do you feel about that one, Tommy?! Andy Roddick must be laughing his fanny off, while you're banging every carpenter's dream! I don't know about you, folks, but I need tits and a tush! Who the fuck wants to snowplow Winnie Cooper all night? Enough is enough! Brooklyn is flat out stacked, and she's proud of it! What the fuck do I know, though? If the queen had balls she'd be the fuckin king, right? Let's get juiced up on a chilly Prick Cabin Tuesday!
