Breaking News: Tiki Barber Coming Out Of Retirement!!!

In a stunning development, Tiki Barber has decided to come out of retirement, and play in the 2011 NFL season, granted there is a season of course. Unbelievable!!! Perhaps Tiki needs the money to pay child support to his ex-wife, whom he left for a stale 23-year old blonde last year, while she was pregnant with his twins! The Giants own Tiki's rights, so he is not a Free Agent. Barber retired in 2007, and turns 36 in April. There is no chance this prick has any success in his return to the gridiron. None! Tiki must've gotten taken to the cleaners in his divorce, and he obviously sucked more prick than Audrey Bitoni on the Today Show...