The Cabin Madness Continues!!!

I'd like to apologize on this dreary March morning for my last two college hoops picks of Depaul and Georgetown. What can I say, folks? I like my pussy the way I like my cereal - soggy! I feel terrible about picking against the UConn Huskies the past two days, and coming up empty each time. Quite frankly, it's embarrassing, and that's why I'm wearing nothing but a Speedo at my office today. I'm not kidding, folks. What the fuck do I care? If I see the tubby secretary, then I'll probably shove a sausage, egg, and cheese down here fat fuckin trap! Seriously, this bitch is so stale, she makes Pandora's box smell good! Prick Cabin is about accountability, so I plan on reversing the course today, and it starts at noon once again with guess fuckin who?!?! Bingo! The mighty UConn Huskies will take on the Pitt Panthers in the first game of the Big East Quarterfinals today at Madison Square Garden, and as long as Jim Burr and Tim Higgins aren't there to fuck things up, then Pitt will take care of business. I promise, and if I'm wrong, then I will never say the f-word again for the rest of my life. UConn has beat up on the worst team in the Big East, and a Georgetown squad, that is a shell of themselves without Chris Wright. I'm not a fan of the Pitt Panthers, but they are definitely a step up in class from those two losers, and I don't think UConn will have the gas in the second half to keep up with them. Therefore, Pitt (-4.5) Is The Prick!