Chowder Du Jour!

Greetings from the Prick Cabin kitchen! Allow me to stir this fresh Aubrey O'Day chowder until the clams simmer with an aroma that will make you hornier than Hugh Fuckin Grant! Take a look at this broad! She's Jack Nicholson co-starring Helen Fuckin Hunt, baby!!! AS GOOD AS IT GETS!!! I'll tell you one thing, you won't see this gal at the local IHOP stuffing her box with chicken and waffles! Nope, not this delectable delight! If it smells like fish, then it's a motherfuckin dish! Aubrey's snatch soup is only served in a special porcelain bowl, and you're not allowed to sip from it when it gets to the bottom! You have to finish it with a straw instead! I'm not kidding, folks, I would dip little oyster crackers in Aubrey's fanny, and pop them in my mouth like they were fuckin Skittles! She's that fuckin hot, and I recommend you tune into her new show airing on the Oxygen Network this spring.