Prick Cabin Sports Friday!

Good morning on a filthy fuckin Friday at Prick Cabin! What a night! How about those pesky Butler Bulldogs! What about those gutsy Florida Gators! PMAC cruised to a 2-0 finish with Thursday night's picks, and I plan on really juicing it up for this evening's slate of games as well! Why? I don't know, you try watching a porno on the way to work while driving on the Merritt Parkway, then fuckin talk to me! I simply use my jizz for winshield solvent! Enough is enough, folks! Did everyone see Duke take it up the tush last night? Woah! Derrick Williams and those high-flying Arizona Wildcats took care of business against the nerds from Durham! Meanwhile, Kemba Walker continued to show why he's hands-down the best player in America, as UConn fought their way into the Elite 8 by defeating San Diego State, 74-67. I'm telling you right now, pricks, Kemba Walker and Jeremy "Fuck Me I'm A Frosh" Lamb are the best 1-2 punch in all of college hoops. I'm hot and horny on a chilly fuckin Friday! Let's get the juices flowing, and the pussies popping! I'm ready to start the weekend at Prick Fuckin Cabin!!! I want lasagna & lesbians all day long like Lionel Fuckin Richie!!! I'm thrilled to have swept Thursday night, and I'm horny for more! Lucky Lunchbox, Sweet 16 Picks, & plenty more on the way, so stay tuned! Now If you'll excuse me, I'm going to stick my dinosaur dick in this bacon, egg, and cheese! Delicious!