Opening Day At Prick Cabin!

Good morning on a big MLB Opening Day Thursday from Prick Cabin! Let's get this season started! Let's get hot and horny for some good old fashioned hardball! Pitch this, Bud Selig! I'll kick your ass inside out, you prick! Talk about an exciting time in sports with the NBA and NHL coming down the stretch, the Final Four, and The Masters looming two weeks from today, but this is all about Opening Fuckin Day!!! I don't know about you, folks, but I was so excited last night that I was setting off smoke alarms in the Cabin! Unbelievable!?! Can't I broil a cocksuckin steak without the fire department showing up!?! PMAC was scrambling around the kitchen with nothing but oven mitts on, and my underpants! I couldn't grab the fuckin platter out from underneath the broiler because it was just like my prick - too flat and thin!!! Enough already! My fuckin eyes were watering like I stuck a dozen onions up my ass! CC Sabathia will take the bump today in the Bronx, as he'll be opposing Justin Verlander and the Detroit Tigers! Now that is what I call a pitching matchup! The Pricks of Summer are back and better than ever, so grab your prick in front of the secretary, and tell her to fuckin suck it! Someone fetch Miguel Cabrera an O'Doul's, and let's get this fuckin party started! Opening Day at Prick Cabin has never been better!!! Call the sluts! Call the cheerleaders and hairdressers! Put the women and children to bed! Baseball is back!