Iron Mike On A Prick Cabin Sunday Night!

Good evening on a Cozy Cabin Sunday, folks. I'm not sure what most of you are watching on this rainy night, but allow me to recommend some must-see tv at 10PM eastern. The Animal Planet is the place to be, as Taking On Tyson is set to make it's season debut. Yes, pricks, this is our hero, Iron Mike Tyson, and his beloved feathered friends, the pigeons! I know some of you tune into this particular channel in order to view footage of your girlfriends, but tonight you'll get the chance to analyze a true human being, an absolute champion. I don't give a rat's fuckin rectum if you had plans to watch Alvin & The Cocksuckin Chipmunks, or another episode of Boy Meets World, tonight is about Tyson! Seriously, when Topanga shows her twat, then I'll watch a fuckin rerun! In conclusion, I hope you geniuses take my advice, and tune in tonight at ten to see a real Prick Cabin favorite, and a true American hero!