The Dance Invitations!

Clemson? UAB? Penn State? Michigan State? VCU? Who are these losers!?!?! Enough is enough! What about Colorado and Alabama! Who do these pricks think they are? Unbelievable! I guess Prick Cabin can only be grateful this tournament is 68 teams and not 96, because other than that, the committee did an extremely poor job awarding the proper teams with an invite to the Dance. There are five teams with 14 losses, for Christ's sake! That being said, who the fuck does Jay Bilas think he is? Seriously, this guy thinks he's the authority on college hoops! Please, Jay, spare us your prick and pony show! We get it, pal! You're nothing but a Mel Kiper Jr. wannabe!!!

Prick Cabin would like to strongly recommend that everyone tune into ESPN at 9PM this evening to see their newest 30 For 30 - The Fab 5. This is going to be good, so kick back, dip your dick in some Swiss Miss, and ask your gal pal if you can eat the marshmallows out of her fanny! The blanket show can't come on soon enough!