Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Loser Du Jour!

Book 'em, Pricko! The news has come out that Jalen Rose was arrested for DUI in Michigan a couple of weeks ago, and will be heading to West Bloomfield Township court this upcoming month! The 38-year-old played the role of a real outspoken tough guy on ESPN's Fab Five documentary a few weeks ago, but that was nothing but an act! Apparently Rose was drilling Smirnoff Ice all night, and forgot he had to drive home! I guess this is probably Grant Hill's fault though., right? Or is it Coach K's?

"I just think that sometimes people say things to get attention so that they can sell their documentary," Krzyzewski said. "Obviously, that was a poor choice of words and very insulting to everyone here at Duke but especially, not just our African-American players, but any African-American students."

I'm sure ESPN brass must be thrilled with this news, as I highly doubt Jalen discussed this incident with his employer back when it happened on March 11th. The nerve on this guy! Did you think we wouldn't find this out? Seriously, this prick was doing radio shows, and tv appearances right after he pulled this stunt! Who the fuck does he think he is? Charles Barkley?!? What the fuck do I know, though? I'm the same guy who fucked a pint of Banana Split Haagen-Daz last night! I love fuckin ice cream! I stick mothafuckin banana splits in my socks at night, so they smell like Chiquita's crotch in the morning!!!