Barry Bonds Trial Underway In San Francisco!

Barry Bonds's trial has begun today out in San Francisco, and it shouldn't take twelve angry cocksuckers to determine this prick is beyond guilty. Bonds is facing multiple counts of perjury and obstruction of justice, and could face jail time if convicted. Hey, does a loser piss in the woods? The answer is yes! America has been waiting for this trial to start, longer than the fuckin toll booth line at the Whitestone Bridge! Lucky for me I have a fuckin EZ-Pass in my pants, so I can skip these jerkoffs! How could anyone in their right mind believe Barry is innocent? Seriously? This guy is such a sad prick, he has a fuckin frown in his boxers! Flaxseed oil, Barry? Try jizz! It does a body good!!! Ask your mother! She loves fuckin cheese, just like me! As a matter of fact, I stick motherfuckin provolone in my socks at night, so when I wake up, it smells like her crotch in the morning! Send this prick to jail! Enough already! I don't know, maybe I'm being too harsh, maybe I'm clueless? I'm just a prick, and I like my women the way I like my cookies - black & white! In reality, I lost just about everything in fuckin Vegas, except my virginity!!! Someone call John Patrick Mason, and tell him to lock this prick up for a thousand fuckin years!!!