Lunchtime College Hoops Lock!

Alright, geniuses, I'm here to make up for yesterday's Depaul loss, and I plan on WINNING! The Big East tournament continues at noon today with UConn taking on Georgetown! The Hoyas are getting three against the overrated Huskies, and I expect them to get the job done! Lock up Georgetown (+3), and call it a day! Kick your feet up on your desk, and jizz all over the bulletin board, because this pick is a bonafide winner! I guarantee it, folks! I got this pick straight from FAO Fuckin Schwarz! What do I know, though? I'm the kind of guy who picks up every penny he sees, because I love using change. As a matter of fact, I make sure I get rid of the dirtier pennies first before the shiny ones! Lock it up!!! Hoyas to the bank!