Breaking News: NFL & Players Union Agree To 7-Day Extension!

Alright, folks, this is becoming rather comical. What the fuck are these pricks doing in that cocksuckin meeting room?! Playing Go-Fish? Watching Big Wet Asses #10? Enough, already! You've known that yesterday was coming for how many fuckin years now, and yet you wait until the last minute to start talking!? Are you trying to finish a senior fuckin thesis, or agree on a new CBA? Unbelievable, I guess the prick ate your homework again, huh guys? Wake me up when it's over with, I need some rest before I start slamming 24 oz. SILVER BULLETS!!!! Nobody drinks beers faster than PMAC! Nobody!